Category: Fucking obvious idea
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Chillax, homes!
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Scrap visas.
Doesn’t the idea that there are some countries you’re simply NOT ALLOWED TO VISIT freak you out? Who’s not allowing you? Who the fuck are they to say so? Last time I checked (just moments ago) we’re all just little blobs of biology on a big rock in space. And that little Blob in a…
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Hey, Buffett – rather than giving $1.78bn to various foundations, how about just not fucking taking it all in the first place?
We know that those foundations are trying to do noble things, but you know what? Most development happens at grass roots level, not at the hands of a mighty organisation. In fact one of the things we know develops LEAST are mighty organisations. Maybe if your companies had decent business ethics, cared about their customers…
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Unplug.
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Find a new fucking planet, because I can’t take this shit any more.
And then let’s send the B-Ark first, full of TV producers, insurance salesmen, personnel officers, security guards, public relations executives, management consultants, tabloid journalists, financial device creators, everyone awaiting the rapture, all off to colonise it.
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Exercise your fucking rage.
It’s not good to hold in rage. It hurts you and does no harm to them. Here are 5 things you can do about all this News of the World bullshit. Oh, and some kind folk have set up a nice simple page where you can flex some direct democracy where you can send tweets…
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If you ever buy the News of the World again, you’re a fucking idiot.
Hacking the voicemail of a missing teenager in order to ‘get a story’ is really about the most depraved and fucking despicable act I’ve heard of. Yet again: fuck you Murdoch, and fuck you everyone who has bought the News of the World and funded this bunch of lying, justice-perverting, misogynist bunch of wide-boy morons.…
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Tell your friends.
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Get out of fucking debt.
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Fuck these greedy strike-mongering fuckers
Not the Greeks or the teachers, you understand, but the fucking selfish, greedy arsehole financiers who caused this whole fucking problem in the first place, and the fuckwitted fucking politicians who did nothing to prevent it even though it was fucking obvious years off. Imagine if your pay was being cut or your country privatised…