Category: Fucking obvious idea
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Fuck livestock.
Going meat free one day per week saves more greenhouse gas emissions than eating a fully local diet.
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Make some fucking lovely ginger beer!
It’s refreshing, it’s zingy, and it’s absurdly fucking easy and takes less than 24 hours. So if you make it tonight and you can drink it tomorrow. That’s fucking sweet.
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What the fuck? No way!
WTF? No way! It turns out the USA is probably fucked. Buy Yuan. Buy gold. Buy Euros. Or just fuck all that and buy seeds and a good trowel.
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Fuck war.
Did you know that Henry Ford encouraged soldiers to strike during WW1? He took a ship full of peace protesters to Europe on the Ford peace ship to appeal to the “good sense of the lads” to realise that you can’t have a war without an army, but lost faith on the way over due…
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They’re not “emerging markets”, they’re people with their own mission, which hopefully won’t include further catastrophic fucking corporatism.
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Cash in on the feed-in tariff before the stupid fuckers stop it.
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Money is just a fucking concept. If it keeps on failing, then fucking redesign it!
Imagine if money were a bridge we built so we could trade more readily with our neighbours. The bridges have stood up well, for the most part. Sometimes small bit have fallen off, causing people to slip and climb back up, or slip and fall off never to be heard from again. Sometimes the entire…
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Put criminal records online for all violent, sexual, and other high impact crimes.
Also include sentence, time served, notes on behaviour, and allow public comments.
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Solar fucking panels.
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Revel in the misfortunes of others.
Normally taking joy in other people’s misfortune would be a fucking atrocious idea (albeit one you can make evidently build a profitable media empire on), but today it’s totally deserved. High fives, whoops, and free drinks for everyone as News Corp withdraws bid for BSkyB! Don’t forget, though, he’s a slippery fucker who will almost…