Scrap visas.

Doesn’t the idea that there are some countries you’re simply NOT ALLOWED TO VISIT freak you out? Who’s not allowing you? Who the fuck are they to say so? Last time I checked (just moments ago) we’re all just little blobs of biology on a big rock in space. And that little Blob in a hat is telling those little Blobs with backpacks that they’re not allowed to visit ‘his’ bit of rock because they’re not already from ‘his’ bit of rock.

What the fuck, Blob in a hat? If they were already from your bit of rock then they wouldn’t want to visit, would they? They’ve already got fucking passports so you know who they are. Stop being a dick and let ’em through. Good heavens!