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This 5G stuff is the divisive distraction propaganda certain bad-actors want us to be distracted by.

Any harmful effects of 5G will be far far outweighed by their benefits from efficiency gains and automation.

Any harmful effects of 5g are far far far far less harmful than known negative effects of many other artefacts of contemporary life and industry upon which we would be better served to focus our attention.

Think hard about who wants you to be distracted from fixing the big issues, to mistrust science, and to be divided as a society.

Right? I mean of-fucking-course it’s those guys trying to fuck with us AGAIN.

Fuck those people.

This assumes you are having a shower once per day anyway. If not, maybe pee in the sink, or in the garden if you have one.

Or you could just follow the “if it’s yellow it’s mellow” rule and not flush.

Enraging as it most certainly is to see someone throw non-recycling in a recycling bin, it’s hardly fucking surprising. There’s no standardisation. The bins all look different, the bags are all different colours, the locations are inconsistent — it’s almost designed to be difficult.

Which is weird.

Unless you have a Freda Kahlo monobrow and want to ‘make a statement’,

It consumes massively disproportionate amounts of resource and makes you fat and spotty. Some cheese is good. Lots of cheese is bad. A bit less cheese is perfect.

That, my friends, is Mr Neil Hannon of The Divine Comedy. It tells you pretty much everything you need to know about organised religion: it’s 99% self-protecting tribal cult, and 1% universal love.

If Jesus hadn’t risen from the dead he’d be spinning is his grave so much we could strap a few magnets to his skeleton, stick him inside a coil, and power a few large cities.*

* If you don’t get this joke, you didn’t pay enough attention at school.

A fuck of a lot of effort went into getting that food this far. Don’t fuck it up now.

Bitcoin uses a fuckton of energy for some stupid/clever reason. But a wise man once said to me that if you have an idea which relies on people being stupid or greedy, it will be a winner. This might be exactly what we need to get people building solar plants really fucking quickly.