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It’s like having the controls for a gas cooker behind the burners, for fuck’s sake.

I honestly don’t give a fuck what you do / don’t do with / without a penis; your choice of real / imaginary friend means precious little about your behaviour; and your skin colour is as arbitrary as your hair colour. What are you attitudes to conformity, benevolence, poverty, tradition, security, power, hedonism, independence, and…

Not: more houses, a nuclear submarine, a shuffle of the NHS, privatisation of universities, another war, a train, a tunnel, or pretty much anything else.

I know it’s easy to hate Murdoch and the tabloid press, and perhaps I stoop too low in continuing to do so; but the simple truth is that they’re a bunch of fucking bastards who have undermined British civilisation, spread discord and hatred, demeaned women, misrepresented news, ridden rough-shod over democracy, and selfishly, wantonly, and…

The Sun is undergoing the biggest police operation in British criminal history. BAAAAA HAHAHAAAAAA HAAAAAAA! I’d write more but I’m laughing so fucking hard, I swear I can’t. Ah, happy, happy days!

Now we’ve been bumping along for about a decade, how about we all stop looking at the counter labelled “Growth” on the dashboard of economy and maybe try to work out where the fuck we’re going? We’re about to run out of fuel, we’ve crashed through a number of places which could have helped us,…

Unfortunately the skill-base is rapidly ensuring that local made stuff will have less quality and higher price than the “cheap and nasty” Chinese counterparts. It’s a race to the bottom, and in most sectors, the bottom has been hit. Now that manufacturing is all but dead, and the internet has made retail all but dead,…

So you’re the Captain, your ships sailed a bit close to the rocks and you’ve run aground (it is also possible you’ve been drinking and flirting, but hey, haven’t we all). Whilst there is still a single person left alive on that vessel you stay onboard and fight. Yes this is an allegory. Go figure.

If a country lives beyond its means, S&P gives it a bad credit rating. There are two observations I’d like to make here. 1) Fund managers behave like a dorm full of teenage girls told a ghost story by a prefect. It’s fucking pathetic. The idea that markets are all wise and should guide our…