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  • Crowdfunded assassinations by remote controlled helicopter.

    Granted, popping off an Iranian nuclear scientist is a pretty easy and effective way of stopping nuclear progress in Iran, but it’s a pretty lame one. Why kill the poor scientist? If you can toss a magnetic bomb at a car, you can sure as hell fly a drone to zap out the political leadership driving all this madness.

    Which gives me an idea…

    I know that you’re probably thinking that assassination’s not really on the right side of the ethical line, and makes it hard for us to define as good people and so on. But.. well, fuck that. If some bastard is going to go out there and infiltrate the government and make plans to fuck my planet and my future, well then I see that as a hostile act of sabotage; which opens the way for me to take respond as I see fit, as long as the outcome has less net damage than letting him continue.

    So…

    Payload-carrying radio-controlled helicopter: £1400
    with GPS, camera, and mobile data: £500
    and ability send images and receive flight directions over the internet: £100
    some grenades: £unknown, but can’t be THAT hard, right?

    Then – in simultaneous attacks – fly 10 of these to the houses of the board of Monsanto, just as they leave for work..  Job done + much happier world.

    We could crowdfund this shit. It’s accessible as hell. Unfortunately I’m not the guy, because I’ve just gone an voiced it here which makes me somewhat suspicious, but.. you know.. just throwing it out there.

    Who knows? Maybe we’d only need to do one or two before they realised that what they do is so reprehensible it’s prompted this reaction. I doubt it though, so we’d better buy in bulk just in case.

    WikiLeaks reveals Monsanto really are a bunch of power-mad crazy fuckers.

  • Smile.

  • How can leaders warn of a grim 2012? We have people, resources, need, opportunity, desire – what the fuck are we lacking exactly?

    Oh, yeah, that’s right: LEADERS WHO FUCKING LEAD.

    “Well thankfully we’ve got the Olympics and the Golden Jubilee to look forward to – otherwise it would be bleak as all hell,” says Mr Cameron.

    Oh you stupid, stupid man. You have no fucking idea, do you? You honestly do not see the potential you’re holding back. Just get out of the fucking way and stop ruining it for the rest of us.

  • Striking when you’ve a noble grievance is inspiring. Striking at Christmas or New Year every single fucking year makes you looks like a bunch of selfish, moronic cunts.

    Obligatory link to the London Underground Song.

  • 2012. There is a renaissance coming. Be ready, be informed, be useful.

    How? Watch these and learn.

  • As of today, the days are getting longer. The new year has just begun. 2012 is on the doorstep… let’s go and make it fucking epic!

  • Is all we lack a credible sounding -ism?

    It’s all ready. The problems are well defined, the range of solutions are well defined. We just need a name. Polyism? Humanism? (taken). Benign capitalism? (too .. incremental). Vacillism (the only thing constant is change). Civilism?

    How about just Civic? We’re all civic now.  Overtones of civilisation, historic greatness (Greeks, democracy, whatnot), and it breaks free of having to even have a fucking ism in the first place.  “We are legion, we are civic!” yep.. that sounds good shouted from the barricades.

    Yes. We are the future. We are jolly, friendly and nice. But we take no shit, because life is too short for your poncing about saying things “can’t be done because we haven’t got enough money.” Fuck that. We’ll show you by getting together and fixing it ourselves. We’re building a new country, a new play ground, a new way.

    We are the civic and life is good.

    Maybe.

  • Give up. It’s not fucking worth it.

    If you’re reading this and working at making good things happen: please do not despair (too much). Everyone is behind you and wants you to succeed. Keep at it, because your success is not only what we long for, it’s also inevitable. We need you to keep building the future which DOES work, so that when these pinstripe monkeys fail for the last time, we have a good future to switch over to. Big lovely hug and THANK YOU from the very bottom of my heart.

    If you’re reading this and you are George Osborne: Fuck you, George Osborne. Fuck you, you short-sighted, ridiculous, twisted, foolish, naive, reckless cunt.

    How fucking dare you stand up and tell me that the environment is too expensive to save. How fucking dare you build up our hopes of being green and friendly and then give tax breaks to the bad whilst withdrawing support from the good. How dare you make it harder for us to fix things.

    WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR AGENDA? Are you a cock through and through? Or are you just failing to see the bigger picture that WITHOUT A FUNCTIONING ENVIRONMENT, NOTHING HAS VALUE?

    Get the fuck out of my sight, George. You fucking disgust me.

  • Fuck FIFA.

    I couldn’t care less about football, but corruption and hypocrisy annoy the bejesus out of me.

    Which makes me think that if I did like football, I’d be fucking incensed by these self-appointed, incompetent, swaggering mafia fucks coming in an pissing on our football.

    Sigh. Yet another  anachronistic institution in need of a substitute.

  • This game is completely fucking shit. Everyone loses. Fuck that. Let’s play a better game.

    No, not thermonuclear war, 1980s film fans, but how about we try ‘see which country can be zero carbon first?’ or ‘first country to reach 100% recycling wins 30% of Mars’, or ‘race to the 3 day work week’?

    These all sound like much better games than ‘how many souls can this financial algorithm eat before they gang up against it’?

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