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  • Kill a stupid person.

    Fuck it. Apparently we have tried really hard to fix things, and yet the “debt crisis” is still spreading, the world is still warming up, it’s still cheaper to chop down a rainforest than farm trees, and still most people seem to think that working is chiefly about making money.

    So as of today, I suggest we declare open-season on the stupid.

    It’s a little unfair, because they’re not really stupid, they just choose to be very good at playing a game which demands its players to behave like fucking morons in order to be good at it, and generally the more of a callous fuck you can be, the more points you get.

    But playing musical chairs with these fightypunchy spoilt brats is no fun. Killing them seems a bit extreme, but I’m running out of ideas. Maybe we can work as a team and trip them up so they bang their head on the corner of the table? We can make it look like an accident.

    Or maybe we can just all decide not to play musical fucking chairs.

  • Fuck livestock.

    Going  meat free one day per week saves more greenhouse gas emissions than eating a fully local diet.

  • Make some fucking lovely ginger beer!

    It’s refreshing, it’s zingy, and it’s absurdly fucking easy and takes less than 24 hours. So if you make it tonight and you can drink it tomorrow. That’s fucking sweet.

  • What the fuck? No way!

    WTF? No way! It turns out the USA is probably fucked. Buy Yuan. Buy gold. Buy Euros. Or just fuck all that and buy seeds and a good trowel.

  • Fuck war.

    Did you know that Henry Ford encouraged soldiers to strike during WW1? He took a ship full of peace protesters to Europe on the  Ford peace ship  to appeal to the “good sense of the lads” to realise that you can’t have a war without an army, but lost faith on the way over due to social and media pressure.

  • They’re not “emerging markets”, they’re people with their own mission, which hopefully won’t include further catastrophic fucking corporatism.

  • Cash in on the feed-in tariff before the stupid fuckers stop it.

  • Money is just a fucking concept. If it keeps on failing, then fucking redesign it!

    Imagine if money were a bridge we built so we could trade more readily with our neighbours.

    The bridges have stood up well, for the most part. Sometimes small bit have fallen off, causing people to slip and climb back up, or slip and fall off never to be heard from again. Sometimes the entire bridge collapses with massive losses, and the bridge is slowly rebuilt allowing gradually more traffic through.

    But on recent surveys of the bridges there were lots of reports coming back of cracks in the foundations. Since then, some of those bridges with same pattern of cracks in their foundations have collapsed quickly, violently, and tragically. More people are looking at their own bridges, questioning how safe they are, and realising there was some kind of problem.

    It used to be that if you had a heavy load to take across the bridge, you’d meet a chap on the bank before you crossed, and this ‘Banker’ would help you and arrange to carry much of your load. But now even the Bankers are refusing to cross fearing the bridge might collapse beneath them, too.

    It seems that the bridges have a fundamental design flaw which makes them completely unsuitable to the modern heavy loads. Or that our modern heavy loads are just way too big for the bridges.

    What are we to do? We can lie that the bridges are safe. We can build bigger and bigger bridges. We can spend lots of resources of huge engineering works to give a short term fix.

    Or we can build something else. Something that does not have these weaknesses and (importantly) is worth having anyway as a backup. We can build tunnels, use barges and ferries, we can even build dirigibles and float across. It turns out that there are lots of ways to hop from trading place to trading place! Sometimes there is no chasm to cross at all, and it’s just through habit that we’ve built a bridge! We can build roads, and use bicycles! We can walk! We can use trains!

    This whole “we must use money as we conceive it now, or else” stuff is nonsense, and we are just stuck with it through habit. It is failing. It will continue to fail until it is redesigned to reflect the world we live in now, not the world in which it was designed hundreds of years ago, when society, culture, finance, the environment, and finance was all very, very different.

    Money is a concept we invented to make our lives easier. It has now become something which makes our lives harder. It is time to reconsider.

  • Put criminal records online for all violent, sexual, and other high impact crimes.

    Also include sentence, time served, notes on behaviour, and allow public comments.

  • Solar fucking panels.

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