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Which isn’t to say that you shouldn’t do stuff, but just make sure you like your livelihood enough not to consider it as work.

A new study comparing 54 nations found that the more progressive the tax policy is, the happier the citizens are.

In case you haven’t noticed there are one or two other more important issues which the rest of humanity would like to concentrate on, and we’ve been finding it a hard to do that because there’s always one of you fuckers on the news blowing something up or getting uppity because the other kid stole the bricks from the wall / house / tunnel you’ve been building.

You’re all fucking lucky to be alive. And I’m not referring to the holocaust – even though it is a great reminder why killing people is bad – I’m referring to the fact that this is a beautiful planet full of lovely people.

So here’s the deal: Palestine’s a state. Israel’s a state. We all end up doing dumb things from time to time because we’re scared, upset, and don’t really know what else to do. But let’s have no more blowing shit up or knocking things down and we can put it all behind us and get on with working out how our children can live happily and well, with fresh water and good food, right through the next century. Please?

You know what? It turns out that cruising around with a smile on your face is fucking entertaining.

Selling guns is what pathetic men with Rambo fixations did in the 1980s. Whereas now it’s 2011. So you can see that having an arms fair in ExCel London today is an event worthy of your derision and disgust, and entirely inappropriate for any civilised nation, let alone the spot which is hosting the Olympics next year (Yay! World in harmony! And not at all trying to blow each other up!)

If you have the means, get yourselves down there and show your sympathy for the little old chaps with erectile dysfunction.