Author: admin
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If a person’s time on facebook is greater than their time outside there will be Woe and Despair. If time outside is greater than that on facebook there will be Redemption for One and Salvation for All.
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Terrorist = stupid wasp. Bull = stung politician. Everything you cherish but take for granted = china shop.
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No terrorist has ever overturned my human rights, taken away my freedom, or demanded access to all my communications.
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How to make a Progressive Alliance actually fucking work
There’s an idea for elections called the “Progressive Alliance”. This is the not-Conservative parties working together to block the Conservative party getting a majority. There are 3 problems with this. The “progressive left” can’t organise for shit. The Right shut the fuck up and follow orders, knowing they’re on a mission. But because the left respect everyone’s…
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Be a decent fucking human being.
News today: a plane full of selfish fuckers would rather let a man be dragged off a plane and blame the airline than volunteer to delay their journey by a few hours. I wonder who else we can blame for stuff tomorrow? And YES OBVIOUSLY it’s not cool to drag ANYONE off a plane but today 80…
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Fuck Brexit.
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Fake news didn’t lose the election. Not being able to tell the fucking difference did.
When reality is that fucked up it’s no fucking surprise that people want Something Else. And of course democracy isn’t working – it needs us to show up and maintain it. And rather than protesting tax abuses, or going on strike to stop austerity, or coming out to support the NHS / rest of the fabric of society,…
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News is not entertainment. It can be entertaining, accessible, interesting, and funny. But it is NOT enterfuckingtainment.
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You know how right now you’re waiting for the aliens to arrive and tell us to get our fucking shit together or else?
Maybe we are the aliens. #plotTwist Seriously though, get on the fucking case. This is on you now. Humanity is (almost) fucking fucked because Drake’s equation is true: most intelligent species fail to adapt their society’s quickly enough to accommodate their technology and end up screwing up their civilisations and never making it beyond the…
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Like going to coffee shops? Then take a fucking mug with you.
Starbucks will give you 25p off. Caffe Nero will probably give you a few extra loyalty stamps if you ask nicely. Or if you go to an independent hipster joint you can earn their eternal respect for having some actual fucking authenticity in your commitment to not being a paper-cup chucking sociopath. Or if you have any fucking…
