Killing people makes you look like a twat. I think some god said that once.
I think a god also said “just not lest ye be judged”. Frankly I’m OK with that since I’ve never bombed any civilians.
GoodFuckingIdea.com
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Don’t fucking kill each other.
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Fuck labels. Approach each other as humans and make friends.
And then if you find our something distasteful, try not to spend the rest of the evening wondering how such a nice person can be so great in one part of their life and such a fucking moron in another part.
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Prise the dial off thermostats and stick them back on a few degrees to the left.
In other people’s houses, too. Together, we’ll help each other do better.
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Donate to Wikipedia.
Why wouldn’t you? It’s all human awesomeness made into even more human awesomeness. It practically moves me to tears of delight in civilisation even just thinking about it. Fucking epic. Get on it and donate.
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Our climate is changing. And while the increase in extreme weather we have experienced in New York City and around the world may or may not be the result of it, the risk that it might be – given this week’s devastation – should compel all elected leaders to take immediate action.
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Thank you, America!
Great President, much better drug laws, less pissy about gay marriages. Shame about the legislation on GMO labeling but we can’t have everything. High five!
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IMPORTANT NEW VOTING LAWS: THOSE THAT ARE PLANNING TO VOTE REPUBLICAN ARE TO VOTE ON WEDNESDAY AND DEMOCRATIC VOTERS ARE VOTING TUESDAY. DO NOT APPEAR ON THE WRONG DAY AS YOUR VOTE MAY BE COUNTED INCORRECTLY IF YOU APPEAR ON THE WRONG DAY. DEMOCRATIC=TUESDAY REPUBLICAN=WEDNESDAY PLEASE REPOST AND SPREAD THE WORD
Thanks to Eli Bosnik for the heads-up. Phew!
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“When will we take climate change seriously? F*cking politicians and their bullshit!” ♥ My Mom.
From someone I know on facebook:
I love my Mom. I just heard from her and how she fared through Sandy, with my Nana (who’s on oxygen). They are in Ontario, and the power was just restored yesterday. Two houses nearby went up in flames. My Mom’s house is in New Hampshire. They still have power, my stepfather spent most of the time in the hospital taking care of people (he’s a nurse). But this is how she ended her first message to me:
“When will we take climate change seriously? F*cking politicians and their bullshit!” ♥ My Mom.
What a fucking legend. Bravo your mum!
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Fuck Section 5
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Follow your God, not his* leaders.
God doesn’t lie to you. Religious leaders do.
They also fuck children, promote spreading AIDS, ask for money from the poor (then embezzle it), ask you to kill each other, spread division, keep birth-rates high, and ooooh so much other shit that people so often do when they get powerful.
If you align yourself with them, you are their power-base. Without you they are the ranting, paedo, violent people we typically try to help or incarcerate.
God is everywhere, all the time, and guides you with the wisdom of eternity. Listen closely to him* directly, and take care of all his* works.
Amen / allah yusallmak / namaste / deo duce and many others I don’t yet know.
* His / her / its / their as appropriate. God / Gods, too, for that matter.
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