Category: Fucking obvious idea
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You know those 5G petitions? Think hard about who wants you to be distracted from fixing the very real and very known harms. Who wants you to mistrust science, and to be divided as a society? Exactly. Fuck those people.
This 5G stuff is the divisive distraction propaganda certain bad-actors want us to be distracted by. Any harmful effects of 5G will be far far outweighed by their benefits from efficiency gains and automation. Any harmful effects of 5g are far far far far less harmful than known negative effects of many other artefacts of…
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Should we drop our unhelpful friends? Probably not. Though… one does have to be pretty ignorant / stupid / fucked up NOT to have joined the dots by now; or to have joined the dots but be exploiting the moment.
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Peeing in the shower once a day saves 2,500 litres of water per year per person
This assumes you are having a shower once per day anyway. If not, maybe pee in the sink, or in the garden if you have one. Or you could just follow the “if it’s yellow it’s mellow” rule and not flush.
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Make recycling bins the same fucking shape, and make the bags the same fucking colour.
Enraging as it most certainly is to see someone throw non-recycling in a recycling bin, it’s hardly fucking surprising. There’s no standardisation. The bins all look different, the bags are all different colours, the locations are inconsistent — it’s almost designed to be difficult. Which is weird.
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Leave your fucking eyebrows alone.
Unless you have a Freda Kahlo monobrow and want to ‘make a statement’,
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Don’t eat so much fucking cheese.
It consumes massively disproportionate amounts of resource and makes you fat and spotty. Some cheese is good. Lots of cheese is bad. A bit less cheese is perfect.
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This is a fucking great lyric: “The cars in the church yard are shiny and German – distinctly at odds with the theme of the sermon.”
That, my friends, is Mr Neil Hannon of The Divine Comedy. It tells you pretty much everything you need to know about organised religion: it’s 99% self-protecting tribal cult, and 1% universal
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Use a fucking spatula.
A fuck of a lot of effort went into getting that food this far. Don’t fuck it up now.
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Create an energy-intensive get-rich-quick currency so humanity’s inexhaustible greed drives it to build ENORMOUS renewable energy systems. Then upgrade its algorithm to be super efficient.
Bitcoin uses a fuckton of energy for
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If a person’s time on facebook is greater than their time outside there will be Woe and Despair. If time outside is greater than that on facebook there will be Redemption for One and Salvation for All.