Author: admin
-
Hey SalesForce, Apple, Monsanto! GRAND NEWS! You can save a FORTUNE on patent and trademark applications by NOT TRYING TO OWN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING.
If “Ooooh! Look guys! I just thought about having a slidy thing to unlock the screen!” (good work, Apple) makes you run to the patent office in a frenzy, then might I suggest you stop just a moment and have a little think about what your life has come to? And if you feel it’s…
-
Your work and your life are not separate things. Take some fucking responsibility for you actions.
-
If any change is imposed on a system in equilibrium, the system will change in such a way as to counteract the imposed change.
A broadened version of Le Chatelier-Braun Principle so that GM scientists can understand it.
-
No GM food until they’ve got GM algae photosynthesing oil or hydrogen more efficiently than we can dig it out of the ground.
-
I hope you fucking die.
…at least, you know, if you choose to. Like this chap who has locked-in syndrome. How fucking ballsy is Parliament is make laws telling me I can’t choose the moment of my own death?! Actually you have to hand it to them: they did well sneaking that one through because that’s brazen. Maybe it was…
-
If you don’t buy recycled, you’re not fucking recycling.
-
Share the fuck out of this shit.
Why the fuck not? Oh..yeah.. language. Well.. share it with people who give a fuck and realise that words are just … like… words, man.
-
Include the fucking demos in the democracy.
How about a public reading stage before bills go to Parliament? Those clever geek monkeys have saved the save AGAIN.
-
Get on your mother fucking bike, y’all.
Watch the video at www.motherfuckingbike.com and sing along. Go on, do it for Bradley. (Though @bradwiggins, there are bigger issues than cyclists not wearing helmets: additional mirrors on HGVs and buses, early green traffic lights for cyclists, presumed driver responsibility unless proven otherwise…)
-
Pay more for your fucking food.