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Fucking obvious idea

Remove hedgehogs before lighting bonfires.

They explode, and with all those spikes it’s like being attacked by a room of psychotic acupuncturists.

(They don’t explode. I was trying to be funny. Hedgehogs are too cute and lovely to burn to death, THAT’S why we remove them first.)

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