Normally taking joy in other people’s misfortune would be a fucking atrocious idea (albeit one you can make evidently build a profitable media empire on), but today it’s totally deserved. High fives, whoops, and free drinks for everyone as News Corp withdraws bid for BSkyB!
Don’t forget, though, he’s a slippery fucker who will almost certainly be up to something, scheming away working out how to keep lining his pockets by appealing to our basest human flaws, so be on your guard. It’s not over.