Ban planned obsolescence.

It’s a crime against civilisation, good sense, the environment, and it’s frankly just a bit fucking insulting to we consumers that you’re deliberately fobbing us off with a second rate fucking product which you’re charging us top bloody prices for, just so you can release another model in 18 months time when the guarantee runs out.

When we buy from you, we’re trusting you to deliver the goods. Fuck all those who break that trust. Thanks a lot, Phoebus cartel.

Thanks to Ms_Mak for contributing this. Keep them coming, y’all.