Fuck you, Tony, you remorseless, belligerent, deeply misguided fuck. We all hate you. Kill yourself.

“The fact is they [Iran] are doing it because they disagree fundamentally with our way of life and they will carry on doing it unless they are met with the requisite determination and, if necessary, force.”

No, Tony. They only disagree with twats like you fucking it all up for the rest of us. It’s the 21st century, and we only have one planet, so despite your hatred of the way other people may do things, we kind of have to just get along, OK?

(And fuck you, too, for making me write more than one good fucking idea each day. I was all set and you fucked that up too, dammit.)