More oil? Under the Arctic? Drilled by BP? After a deal with corrupt Russians? FUCK ME ARE THEY FUCKING RETARDED? HOW CAN THAT EVER BE A GOOD IDEA?

You have to ask yourself if people are just really, really stupid, or if they are just straight-up ecopaths? It’s like living in a Bond film, except that Max Zorin was kindly and thoughtful compared to this.