Plastic bags are fucking awesome.

They must be, because we still use billions of them every fucking day, right?! I mean, if there were a better way then for sure we’d be doing it, because  we’re too fucking smart not to.

Only a backward country like Rwanda would ban plastic bags*, and deny its citizens the delights of being given something that is lightweight, strong, and lasts 500 years for FREE.   Silly Rwandans!

* To save you clicking on the link, they banned plastic bags FIVE FUCKING YEARS AGO, which is making me all confused… on the one hand they have huge genocide, on the other they’re banning plastic bags..