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Are you Democrat or Republican? Are you on the Left or Right? Are you in my caste, or not?

The saying “divide and conquer” is absolutely correct. Split us into groups, and we will fight amongst ourselves, ignoring that we are conquered by those who keep those divisions alive.

And so it is that our infrastructure is privatised, our air is polluted, our genes are patented, and our defences ruled ‘illegal’ whilst we fight about if they should be painted blue or red.

The issues which divide are a pathetically small in comparison to the challenges which unite us.

And then we’ll be even more fucked.

Seriously, do have those conversations. You’ll be surprised how many people you know are blissfully ignorant, and thereby making your pain worse. If they knew how much the reality they’re ignoring hurts you, they’d probably pay attention.

Rather than looking after stupid electronic giblets, we look after each other via anonymous apps and shit. Just riff on the idea. I don’t fucking know. It sounds good, though, right?

Wait. Not my eyeballs. Theirs. Fucking, short-sighted, naive, spineless, mindless arrogant fucks.

Tip: soak it with fruit and nuts the night before and it will be naturally sweet and gloriously tasty.

And if you can sell the things you make, so much the better.

Fewer than 50% of Brits support #fracking, yet 98% fund it by not switching energy supplier.

Unfrack yourself, and share. Lots.