Author: admin
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Pretend you’re a fucking wise, old zen guru with the perspective, wisdom, and patience of a god.
It makes peoples’ daily stupidity a lot easier to tolerate.
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Change change.
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Have more fucking national holidays.
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Ask yourself if you should vote for people who think that you’re too fucking stupid to list things in order of preference.
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Stop telling us what the fucking twittersphere says about a subject and do your fucking job and bring me well informed comment.
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Ban planned obsolescence.
It’s a crime against civilisation, good sense, the environment, and it’s frankly just a bit fucking insulting to we consumers that you’re deliberately fobbing us off with a second rate fucking product which you’re charging us top bloody prices for, just so you can release another model in 18 months time when the guarantee runs…
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Show you don’t give a fuck about what other people think. Vote NO to AV.
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Help stupid and / or selfish people work out how to differentiate between Needs and Wants.
“You want to drive a low mpg car, leave the lights on and your house uninsulated, so I kneed you in the balls.”
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Do not burn yourself out. Be as I am-a reluctant enthusiast… a part time crusader, a half-hearted fanatic. Save the other half of yourselves and your lives for pleasure and adventure. It is not enough to fight for the land; it is even more important to enjoy it. While you can. While it is still there. So get out there and mess around with your friends, ramble out yonder and explore the forests, encounter the grizz, climb the mountains. Run the rivers, breathe deep of that yet sweet and lucid air, sit quietly for a while and contemplate the precious stillness, that lovely, mysterious and awesome space. Enjoy yourselves, keep your brain in your head and your head firmly attached to your body, the body active and alive, and I promise you this much: I promise you this one sweet victory over our enemies, over those deskbound people with their hearts in a safe deposit box and their eyes hypnotized by desk calculators. I promise you this: you will outlive the bastards.
Again, Edward Abbey rocks my fucking world.
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Why the fuck should we pay estate agents? They’re like the fucking mafia, positioning themselves in a situation and charging everyone for doing fuck all.