Imported soy = Bad Thing. Especially if you’re a cow, because you cows eat fucking cart loads of the stuff. Tastes bland to me, but whatever, because the main point is that you have to be some special kind of ecopathic-money-grabbing fuckwit to chop down lovely rainforest to make fucking tofu animal chow.
However since these fucking mindless arseholes exist, and I don’t know where they live so I can’t rip their stupid fucking heads from their forlorn and unloved bodies, let’s just not chop down vital rainforest to grow bland fucking cow chow. Instead eat good, local, seasonal, food. All the cool kids do.